Remember that time on Glee when Brittany wrote and sang a song about Santana’s pussy but then pretended it was about a cup?
"I’ve got you in the palm of my hand,
Wanna put something hot in you,
So hot that you can’t stand, you can’t stand.
Gonna take you to my lips,
Empty out every last drop,
So thirsty for what’s in you baby
That I can’t stop.”
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy